happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
- May 2021
- January 2022
- October 2022
- April 2023
- July 2023
- June 2024
- February 2025
- March 2025
- November 2025
- August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I gotta take my chances
DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0
as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.
HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.
here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:
and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:
it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.
the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.
Cyanometer - an instrument for measuring blueness, specifically the color intensity of blue sky - attributed to Horace-Bénédict de Saussure and Alexander von Humboldt
you mothers fucker don’t need to make us scroll forty goddamn linear feet.
Anonymous asked:
WIBTA if I (48M) installed cameras in my house to watch over my son (18M) while I'm at work?
For context, I work nearly all day, so I don't get to see my son very often. When I get home from work he's usually locked inside his room studying, and of course I don't want to interfere, so our relationship is a bit strained.
This doesn't mean I don't love him; It's monstrous to not love your own child. I'm actually pretty proud of him, he's the top student in his class and will soon be admitted into college.
However, my wife informed me that he's been acting extremely weird lately. He's never been talkative, but he's more noticeably quiet and serious than usual. He spends a lot of time in his own room, going as far as to lock the door.
I'm a guy too, so I know that every man wants his privacy, especially at his age... But that's not the weird thing about it.
He laughs maniacally when he does so. I'm yet to hear it myself but my wife is terrified. He's now apathetic, eats like 3 apples per night almost ritualistically and honestly sounds like a psychopath???
This added to the fact that I work as a policeman, and my coworkers have pinpointed him as a criminal suspect (details omitted for safety)... It's driving me insane.
So... WIBTA if I monitored his behavior without letting him know?
am-i-the-asshole-official answered:
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
certified iconic post
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me